Starting 9 – Queen Bohemian Rhapsody
Each week on the Foul Territory Podcast, Jed Rigney takes a current event and tries his best to match the names of active MLB players to that subject. For the new Freddie Mercury biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, here are nine Major League players with Queen song names.
- We Will Rock You Darvish – We Will Rock You / Yu Darvish
- Another One Bites the Dust-in Pedroia – Another One Bites the Dust / Dustin Pedroia
- Brad Keller Queen – Killer Queen / Brad Keller
- Pedro Don’t Strop Me Now – Don’t Stop Me Now / Pedro Strop
- Yonder Pressure Alonso – Under Pressure / Yonder Alonso
- Jackie Bradley-o Ga Ga – Radio Ga Ga / Jackie Bradley
- Cody Fat Bottomed Bellin-Girls – Fat Bottom Girls / Cody Bellinger
- We Are the Champ-Ians Happ – We Are the Champions / Ian Happ
- Mike Cra-Zunino Little Thing Called Love – Crazy Little Thing Called Love / Mike Zunino
- Marcus Bo-Semien Rhapsody – Bohemian Rhapsody / Marcus Semien
And here are the lyrics for Marcus Bo-Semien Rhapsody:
Is this J.T. Realmuto life?
Is this just Tommy Pham-tasy?
Caught in a Mitch Moreland-slide
No Eduardo Escap-obar from reality
Open Jedd Gyorko eyes
Look up to Ozzie Albies and C… C Sabathia
I’m just a poor Matt Boyd, I need no Andrelton Simmons-pathy
Because I’m easy come, easy Gio Gonzalez
Sean Doo-little high, little Brandon Lowe
Anyway the wind Pa-blows Sandoval, doesn’t really Matt Kemp to me, to me
From the latest Foul Territory podcast.
